Ah Ah Ah Ah, Stayin’ Alive, Stayin’ Alive, Ah Ah Ah Ah
And, lo and behold, up in the sky was a shining star…a shining star named John Roberts who single handedly saved the biggest liberal program since Social Security.
“..Don’t read it, just believe in The One, The 0bama!”
“Then when everyone’s signed up, and Trillion$ of dollar$ are in the Affordable Care Act, we vote to put all that into the General Fund like we did Social Security and make IT go bankrupt too!”
TO THE MOON!! That’s where you can go if you don’t like Obamacare!
THIS is about how far a proctological exam will go, under Obamacare.
“Up there, in the outer galaxy, there is a planet with no taxes. We are sending Roberts there.”
And Teddy Kennedy saw his dream come true! (Oh, am I pointing the wrong way??)
And Teddy Kennedy saw his Health Care dream come true! (Oh, am I pointing the wrong way??)
“The Affordable Care Act can only go one way in my mind”
Pointing toward Heaven, Nancy has actually deluded herself into thinking she’s headed there.
“Under Obamacare, your new doctor will solely be the Great Physician, because you’ll only have a wing and a prayer!”
“Face-lift, lift, lift lift!”
“I have space aliens coming to me and saying, ‘We want the same treatment as illegal aliens…we demand Obamacare, too!’”
Everything I say is way out there but, lucky for me, Democrats are the party of loonies.
This has to get done now as I have a face lift scheduled and my boobs are hanging out with my knees. GET IT DONE!
“Someone help me up! Those fools injected botox into the wrong cheek again!”
“…after we implement the ACA, your taxes are going to be higher than the Sears Tower, my friend!”
What we need right now is a clear message to the people of this country. This message must be read in every newspaper, heard on every radio, seen on every television… I want *everyone* to *remember*, why they *need* us!
Don’t believe those dastardly conservatives saying the Lord God is greater than Lord Obama!
“The democratic party is not a cult. Now kneel and repent or the mother ship will take you away!”
look over there in Texas, Arizona, California… theres the real problem with healthcare all the undocumented democrats are going without adequate coverage
“Now, thanks to Obamacare, I can afford to see the great plastic surgeon of the sky.”
Capt. Kathryn Janeway in the Congressional Follies really bad remake of “Star Trek Voyager”.
How high will your taxes go?? To quote Buzz Lightyear, “To Infinity and Beyond!”
Pelosi demonstrating her time tested decision making process by checking which way the wind is blowing.
Nancy blames God for the hideously absurd necklace around her neck.
And I told the American people to bend over and stuck my finger right up their…….
I come from a planet far away.
“Look, over there! Ha, ha, I made you look, you dirty crook, I stole your mama’s pocketbook!”
“When the roll is called up yonder I won’t be there….”
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away….we wish.
“Phone home. Phone home.”
You must pay for healthcare years before you use any healthcare!!
Obamacare is for the little people.
It’s all about Republicans being racists
Democrats do it to everyone, but I can do it to NBA players. And I don’t even use a glove!
Since the new healthcare plan can’t afford gloves, Pelosi demonstrates how to do the gloveless prostate test.
“Achtung” Little people”
America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
And, I got on my broom and away I went……
One more good spending bill, and we will crush the economy completely!
And in the year 2008 , when Barry descended from the heavens…………….
If Barry wills it—-so be it!
……and this is how deep I am willing to go into any Republican.
The plane, the plane!
Yes now that we passed the Obamacare, we did read it, and yes it sucks for all of you. Yes the taxes only go up from here.
Hey bartender, another pitcher over here.
Hey bartender, we will have another round, charge it to the taxpayers.
Hey bartender, another bottle of the most expensive champagne you have, charged to the taxpayers of course.
Waiter, Hey waiter! I need another martini..
Yes, I live way out there in never never land….
And Botox for all
“May I leave the room?”
How many people Obama Care benefits
Home .N.P. Home
I’m going to Disney Land! I’m already in Disney World.
………then I was elected to congress.That’s when my head went straight up my ass.
“Follow Me!!! Second star to the right, and straight on til morning!”
If you read the Celestial star chart, it clearly states the Affordable Care Act is NOT a TAX !!
Excuse me where is my 757?
“You see that one little satellite up there? It’s all that’s left of our space program and we’re giving it to the Russians tomorrow!”
Judging by the amount of sag in her face, it appears Nancy Pelosi has piloted the Starship Enterprise into a galaxy with extreme gravitational pull.
“I won’t be having Barry-Care, but I sure want to force YOU to be taxed and have it!”
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