He won? How stupid can people be?
Portrait of Michelle Obama, in the style of Edvard Munch.
You mean if Barry loses, we can’t live on Whitey’s dime any more?
Watchoo tawkin bout —–ain’t no way my Barry’s losin to him in da polls—-we done promised em everything but the White House itself————uh-oh
Air Force One will still be ours won’t it?
Shocked Americans don’t want to spend millions on her vacations.
They want freedom?!
What do you mean they don’t want to pay for my vacations anymore?!
NO! Get that sugary treat out of here before it causes obesity!
Okay, who stole my big greasy McDonald’s cheesehamburger? I want names!
“You picked Biden? Seriously?!!!”
Wow, I’ve never seen a pile of french fries stacked that high. Get me some ketchup, times a wastin’!!!
Gosh, I like all kinds of foreign foods. I am fond of French food and especially their “french fries”.
Oh, wow, that’s a pretty expensive vacation package. I don’t really care the taxpayers are paying for it.
Wow, I don’t know if I can eat that whole watermelon in one bite.
Wow, I never noticed that part of Barry’s body being white.
Wow, so Barry might actually lose and we would have to leave the White House?
Wow, so that bastards out playing golf again, without telling me.
Wow, that scale can’t be right. I gained 200 lbs. while living in the White House.
Wow, they found out about all those other vacations I took. Who told them?
Wow, Barry’s college transcripts got out and they found out how stupid he was.
Damn that Barry better not lose the election because I ain’t leaving this place.
Wow, I can’t stand that bitch Oprah. She’s always trying to steal my man.
Wow, I sure am proud of this country, now that I have all these taxpayer paid things.
Wow, Barry sure ran up a big deficit but who cares as long as we can still tax the rich.
Quick, clean up that sugar spill before it causes an obesity epidemic!
Something I never wanted to see as the thought makes me vomit… Her “O” face
Practicing her suprise face when it’s revealed that Barry Hussein really wasn’t born in Hawaii.
How dare you not bow down to me!
Run Away!! Bullshit is about to start pouring out!
I still love “my” American way of life, I still don’t love America
I have to pay it ALL back?!?!
“..I owe the IRS AND taxpayers how much for those vacations???”
You and Reggie Love did WHAT?
NO friends on Facebook??
Open wide Shamu, here comes another fish.
Wow, how did they figure out Barry was that stupid?
Wow, all those vacation spots and not enough time to take them all.
Wow, Barry got electrocuted by his own teleprompter!!
Wow, my ass got big!!!
Wow, I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
Wow, what a buffet spread, can I go back for seconds and thirds?
Wow, Barry, you get that thing away from me!!!
When did they start taxing vacations?
Wow Barry, that’s one hell of a deficit you ran up on the American people.
Wow, with four more years we could have this country operating under socialism.
Wow, I didn’t know that I got the taxpayers to pay for that many vacations.
You mean I can stuff 15 more vacations into our last remaining months and the taxpayers flip the bill?
And all of a sudden mother ape spotted the bananas…..
Mooch figures out Barry’s “tax-the-rich-plan” applies to them, too!
“Seriously? You want me to walk two steps behind you?”
“It’s racist to stereotype blacks with bulging eyes and big lips and, uh, wait a minute!”
“Honey…Viagra didn’t help you!”
The American people bought your crap!??
But Barack, we’re one of those rich people in America! That’s it, you’re sleeping on the couch tonight!
Check out my “O” face.
Really?! My being a salaried board member of a major WalMart supplier, TreeHouse Foods, Inc., was a profit-motive, capitalist endeavor?!
Michelle sees her reflection, finally realizing that she knows as much about fashion design as Barry knows about economics.
Wow, my food tab is how much. No problem, the taxpayers will pay for it.
Wow, that bastard told me he quit smoking. Wait until I get a hold of his skinny ass.
Wow, the American public doesn’t like me either. No problem, I’m still the wife of the dictator.
What?! I collected over $51,000 in annual corporate director’s fees from a major Walmart supplier? I had no idea!
I found another mirror in the White House, get rid of it, NOW!
Wow, your birth certificate is a fake and so is our marriage license!!!
Wow, Barry, the American people bought that crap you gave them?
Come on Barry, we can call each vacation I take, a campaign trip.
Oh my God an entire store of dresses that look like table cloths.
How many more children do you have?
You and Joe got caught doing what?
We will have to move?
No more vacations?
They found out you were a fake?
They want What? To see your transcripts? NOOOOOO,
Wow, Barry, what are you going to do without your teleprompter? You’re lost without it!!!
I don’t mind campaigning. I can tell lies just as well as you can.
Damn it, he’s suppose to be out campaigning, not playing golf.
What do you mean I ain’t first lady no mo’ ?
You spent how much of our money?
WHAT? We only have 97 million dollars left?
They are investigating me too?
Who told them about my insurance fraud that caused me to lose my law license?
They found out that you were born in Kenya.
You mean that we might actually lose the election?
There is NOT 57 states? Really?
My clothes are actually made out of table cloths?
All the clothes that I bought are made WHERE?!?
“GASP! There are people who don’t like socialism?”
“Oh my God, that’s what a real Birth Certificate looks like!”
Michelle: Okay everybody, LETS DO THE MONICA!
Joe and Barry kissed on kiss-cam after I left!
No! Who said I loved America?
Michelle is horrified that she cannot blame John Roberts this election season.
The 18th hole on Obama’s portable golf course.
An imitation of Elsie the Cow inspires a strong moooooo from Mrs. O.
Realization that one of her outlandish fashions has been worn by someone else causes Mrs. O to react in horror.
Spying a pile of colorful rags on the street in Calcutta while watching TV, Mrs. O dreams of a new Bohemian outfit.
MO discovers new uses for discarded Swifter dusters as her daughters new dance tutus
“You got what circumscri… Oh My God?!?!”
What do you mean the only thing that will fit me is a tent?
Oh, no, I got to go out and lie some more on the campaign trail.
Oh, wow, that’s a pretty big french fry, are there more?
Oh, wow, a buffet table with only french fries!! Now I’m in heaven!!!
I discovered your college pictures. You were wearing a wedding ring….You were married to someone else and never told me?!
“I swallowed my tongue-stud”
You mean we wont be able to take Air force 1 to Tahiti next year if Barry loses?
Fifth graders with no access to free birth control?! I’m calling Planned Parenthood!
NOOO! You can mean we’ve run out of things to TAX!
What do you mean start packing??
Do you mean I won’t get Frequent Flier miles for all that time I spent flying on Air Force One?
What do you mean Barack just ate a slice of pizza?
A vegan diet does what to your bowels?
I can’t believe the supreme pizza and sack of white castles I had for breakfast had that many calories. Can I have a diet soda?
I need how much butter to get my hips through the doorway?
There’s a “Big Momma” about ME?
There’s a “Michelle so BIG joke” about ME?
Michelle sees all the captioned photos of herself on LMAOBAMA and DEMWITS.
Masquerade?! I wanted to throw a mosquerade.
Barry!!! How am I going to explain to our daughters, that you ate their dog Bo for supper?
LISTEN!!! I want 20 more weeks of vacation all around the world, before 2013! You promised me I would not have to stay in the White House. I hate it! Calling it the White House is a racist whitey thing!!