“Nothing to be ashamed of here, hundreds of Mexicans dead, a Border Patrol Agent dead, but Barry & the Justice Department had my back to save my reputation!”
“Who, me worry, with Executive Privilege, the DNC, NCAAP, Black Congressional Caucus, New Black Panthers, AARP, the Media, AND the Justice Department backing me?”
“On behalf of the Administration, I’d like to thank the Academy for this Oscar in my performance in ‘Fast And Furious’ with Vin Diesel and Nicholas Cage”
“Soon I won’t have to see such bright daylight where I’m going, it will be so dark all the time, they’ll have to pump light in there to Barry & me 24/7″
Even I cannot believe what a douche I am…
All I had to do was to keep lying to Congress until Barry issued his claim of executive priviledge…
“The light of truth hurts my eyes!”
“Nothing to be ashamed of here, hundreds of Mexicans dead, a Border Patrol Agent dead, but Barry & the Justice Department had my back to save my reputation!”
I can’t believe I took this job.
Where is Gloria Allred at a time like this?
“Some people wait a lifetime…for a moment like this”
“Oh, you’re talking about fast and furious. I thought you were talking about first and fabulous. Sorry.”
“Who, me worried, with Executive Privilege, the DNC, NAACP, Black Congressional Caucus, the Mob, AND the Justice Department backing me up?”
“Who, me worry, with Executive Privilege, the DNC, NCAAP, Black Congressional Caucus, New Black Panthers, AARP, the Media, AND the Justice Department backing me?”
“Geez! I never thought lying my ass off to Congress would be so exhausting!”
“If I don’t actually SEE the Terry Family, maybe what’s left of my soul won’t writhe in anguish again!”
“No daylight! Please! No daylight!”
“I’m so embarrassed and ashamed. Wait, no I’m not.”
“Oh jeez there’s Medusa, er I mean Pelosi.”
Eric Holder shows that he is not accustomed to brightness.
I can see your point…..
“Some people have to cover their eyes like this to lie to your face. Wimps!”
“Oh jeez there’s a Demwits.com photographer.”
Typical perp walk. The bad guy always tries to hide from the cameras.
shoots I’m in trouble hold on let me pray to lord Obama
“On behalf of the Administration, I’d like to thank the Academy for this Oscar in my performance in ‘Fast And Furious’ with Vin Diesel and Nicholas Cage”
You can’t see me!
Eric Holder who? There’s no Eric Holder here.
No Holder… it’s not time to play Peek-a-boo!
This is my “I’m so ashamed look”… Does it look authentic?
“I’ll tell you everything, just please don’t make look directly at Nancy Pelosi!”
“I’ll tell you everything, just please don’t make me look directly at Nancy Pelosi!”
“All of these question and lie sessons are frying my brain!”
I see dead Border Patrol Agents……..
Oh God, another lie, another face palm.
“Ughh, IT just hit the fan.”
“If you lying and you know it hide your face,
If your lying and you know it hide your face.”
Speak to the hand
“Soon I won’t have to see such bright daylight where I’m going, it will be so dark all the time, they’ll have to pump light in there to Barry & me 24/7″
George Washington never told a lie, but I don’t know what a lie is
“Hiding behind lies isn’t working so well” “I wonder if I can hide behind my hand?”
God! Liberal women are ugly!!
“The number you are thinking about is 10. No, it’s 15. Wait a minute I see 10 to 15 years and…uh, oh.”
“Don’t I get a cigarette and a blindfold first”
Damn, if I tell the truth on this one I’m a gonner.
If I can’t see you, you can’t ask me any more questions.
“Let’s play ‘Face The Music’ with our first contestant, ‘Eric the with-Holder’ “
If I close my eyes and tap my heels together three times, this will all go away.
Don’t look at me, Stop looking at me.
Obama never came…sob, sob, sob.
“None of this would have happened if the SEIU had unionized the Congress like they were supposed to.”
Holder practices the move he learned from the mafia.
The light of truth is blinding
Oh yes sir..
I see things clearer
then ever now
Are they still there?
Contemptible
What was that guy’s name…Perry..Jerry..Berry…hold on I’ll think of it.