Psst! I’ll show you mine if you show me yours!
Wanna come home with me? I’ll show you my “pomegranate trees”, if you get my drift.
Your place or mine?
What’s my name again? And, why are we here?
“Yes I’m a Mormon but don’t tell the press”
Barack is 3 under par!
R I am the one we have been waiting for! B WTF
China is Nixon’s fault… spread the word,
I’ll see your lobbyist and raise you one intern.
This makes Nancy sooo jealous!
They won’t know I lie when I place my hand like this.
Hillary really is a wildcat in the sack
You don’t know the power of the Dark Side, young Jedi.
Truth is we hate him too…but he’s black and there’s the race card, so, what can we do?
“Truth is, the Secret Service turned down Pelosi so she squealed on them.”
“I shouldn’t tell you this but, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the Mayan calender stops right around the same time his term expires.”
Truth is Joe Biden is really smart, is a member of Mensa, and, is the brains really running the White House.
Boehner thinking: Now I know why they call him “buffalo breath”.
You really wanna know why they call me Harry? See? It’s my palm!
does my breathe smell like i’ve been kissing ass?
“Obama will lose. Pass it on.”
After the election – see how high gas prices will be! Exciting huh!
YOUR BETTER LOOKING THAN PILOS
Whether you work with us or not, the mainstream media will still help us make you look like the bad guys!
The sooner you realize that the facts don’t matter – the better this will go.
I’ll thank you to keep the facts to yourself!
I gotta go pee-pee.
Heads – up, we are gonna bail out Oprah!
I miss Barney
Nancy has my balls
Between you and me, I don’t give a rats ass what the American People THINK they want!
My socks don’t match my under ware.
Between you and me, I think Barry is full of bologna too.
I am looking forward to not having to cow-tow to this clown anymore.
now you lick your palm
Nancy said talk to the hand.
He’s as DUMB as a box of ROCKS!
I call him “Lamont”, like Redd Foxx said in “Sanford and Son”, “this is my son, Lamont… he’s a DUMMY!” Yep… he’s Lamont Insane Obama to ME!
Look, just a couple more months and this goofball Obama will be out of here. Then we can blame all of this mess on him!
Look, I think he’s an as*-hole too. but I gotta keep my job!
Take a whiff. It smells of Nancy!
“I saw Michelle in the restroom. Her package is bigger than Barack’s.”
I really am a wimp!
ok ,a white president, a black president, and Barack are in a bomb shelter, stop me if you’ve heard this one….
Did you hear what they pay for viagra commercials?
Can you take your pay in samples?
What was that thing called again that you had the house read when you took over as Speaker of the House?
Barry only likes same sex with puppies
Don’t tell anyone but Nancy and I have a thing going on.
“If only I had a dime for every time I voted to raise taxes a nickel!”
“Pelosi, Boxer, Hillary and first pick from the next election, in exchange for Palin, Bachmann and a younger male of your choice. Our last offer.”
Seriously…I forgot where I left the President. Can you stall the meeting a few minutes more so I can go find him?
Commie Harry ‘Red’ says, “I just SHIT MY PANTS!!!”
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