You, over there, enough with the hard questions!
Hey, there will be no displays of patriotism here!
Look, buddy. One more objection from you and I’m adding you to my list!
It’s your fault!
I am sick and tired of hearing you over there snickering every time I mention “Hope and Change.”
And my next Executive Order will be to move the election from November 2012 to November 3012.
I’m not a President, but I play one on TV.
“I am not a crook…oh wait, that was Richard Nixon’s line.”
I am not just Barack Obama, I am Barack Hussein Obama
“I’m an angry negro. You don’t want to mess with an angry negro!”
Stop this silly barrage of dog recipes. I never said it was cooked!
Secret Service! There’s a man over there not clapping. Get his name!
I said “The dog ate my homework, so I ate the dog!”.
Look over there, there’s one of the few jobs I created over the past three years!
I see you Tea Party members smiling, so stop it right now, I know when November is!
The stupid people will blindly vote me back into the white house, and that’s a fact!
I don’t work, I just roll up my sleeves and appear like I work. The most work I do is sweat over an 8-foot putt!
See these mindless people I’ve hypnotized here behind me, they owe me everything they make, forever.
I care NOTHING about you, all I want are your votes, dead or alive!
“…It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there!”
Sit down or by God I’ll cut off your food stamps!
“…PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals,like dogs”
I resent the notion that you think I am worse than Carter…
“…There isn’t any free lunch unless I say so”
I killed Osama Bin Laden, but its George Bush’s fault
“…I lowered your taxes, yes, but I raised the tax on filing them if you get a refund”
“…we haven’t taken nearly as many vacations as George Bush did in his two terms, YET”
“…you act like socialism is a bad word and Capitalism is a Good word!”
“It wasn’t my day to watch Mark Sullivan, it had to be your day to watch him!”
It’s NOT your money… I will dictate the distribution of it to whoever I damn well feel is more deserving than you! Capeesh?
“I do not look like Adolf Hitler when I speak!”
Anyone want out of hearing my propaganda has to get through the army of media I have posted at the doors.
“Hey! It’s ‘Hope and Change’, not ‘Hope for Change’!”
“Will you stop chanting ‘We are Legion’ for 5 seconds?! I’m trying to talk here!”
“Hey! Come back here with my teleprompter!”
“Will somebody please remove the Vice President?!”
“I am the portrait of courageous leadership: I had to leave the golf course to kill bin Laden. Do you little people have any idea how hard that is?!”
“Hey! Vacationing’s hard work too!”
“Look over there: Occupiers pooping on the stands. THAT’S democracy in action!”
“Hold up there, New Black Panthers. These crackers are off-limits tonight.”
“Republicans want literacy tests because they want smart voters. I, on the other hand, prefer Democrat voters!”
Look! Any more questions about “Constitutionality” and you’re out of here!
“You think I’m worse than Carter, you think I’m worse than Carter? You ain’t seen nothing yet!”
If you don’t clap – I will expedite your health care benefits!
There has been so much finger pointing on the right most of you are nearly blind!
To be honest with you, I will not raise your taxes.
Read my finger NO NEW TAXES!
I’m from Harvard – when government Spends more you owe less. My finger is not growing!
I will cause a diversion over there so you won’t look at my lousy track record.
“Get that Christian out of here!”
And if I even had a give a damn I’d break it!
the “occupiers” have nailed their 95 Feces to the wall and and we will listen.
Enough Sanctimony! No lie ever hurt a single democrat!
Now, because some idiot left the front door of our embassy in China unlocked, I’m gonna have to go over there an apologize again!
AMERICA SUCKS! Can I get an AMEN on that?
Read my finger! Higher taxes are not NEW taxes!!
and I have to warn you ….. I already have offers from the other side,So win or lose…. you still have to deal with me.
I did not have sex with that woman …. !
Louis Farrakhan said When I speak ‘The Messiah is absolutely speaking’ So if you don’t want to hear the Messiah speak, right over there is the door.
Let me set you straight … Bin Laden put the shovel in Bush’s hand, Bush dug this hole we’re in .. Bush passed on this hole to me …I’m just here to finish the job.
“If I am elected and I don’t bring America to it’s knees this time, I’ll walk right out that door and will not seek a 3rd term.”
Brother Farrakhan and I may not have agreed on everything in the past but, we both agree, I am the messaiah, just as I’m sure as that’s east!
THAT IS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!
STOP THAT FOX!
Brother Sharpton….,! One more “Amen Brother” outta you and you’re outta here.
There’s no room for 2 Messiahs in this country …. and all I can say is, there’s the door…!
“Give me something to do, I accomplish it!” (fingers crossed)
We must put an end to the GOP’s finger pointing and uh, um, nevermind.
Birth certificate? I don’t need no stinkin’ birth certificate!
Enough Sanctimony! lying ever hurt a single democrat!
if a government takes your wallet give them your bank book also
I am entitled to do everything half assed!
Look, I’m working as fast as I can to build our Glorious Marxist Paradise, Comrades, so, back off!
Look who’s full of Rottweiler
let me make one thing clear—-i am NOT through screwing this country!
I’ll tell you who to vote for, the only one on the ballot who you can trust!
“My new slogan will be ‘choke and hang’, I mean ‘rope-a-dope’, I mean ‘adelante’, uh, whatever.”
“The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure.” Barack Obama, hypocrite. 2006
We’re going to pass the collection plate and I want you all to dig deep …and that includes you too Joe.
I WILL take your gun when I’m damn well good and ready!
“I can spend your money better than you can.”
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