The eyes are the window of the soul. (Eeh!)
And so I told him “The only way you’re going to get re-elected is to start playing the race care more because accomplishments alone will sink you.”
And so I told him “The only way you’re going to get re-elected is to start playing the race card more because accomplishments alone will sink you.”
He wants you back Rahm. And if you say no then he says to remember Bin Laden.
No one will ever see us or hear us here.
So I should tell O’bama that it’s been done? Boy if the people in Wisconsin found out we were paying union members from around the midwest to live among them for a couple months to qualify for residency and vote against their governor.. they’d be pissed!
Rahm spots a photographer and gives him “The Stare”.
I know its a lie, but if we say its a fact, then the media wont bother checking
We could just blame W for the Secret Service prostitution scandal…we find a way blame everything else on him.
Even Rahm doesn’t take him seriously.
“Rahm, what was Sharon Bialek really doing in the same apartment complex as you?”
Axelrod: I’ll be unemployed by the end of the year, do you think you could set something up for me in Chicago?
Rahm: I don’t know you.
How many dead fish do ya think ya can get?
No, asshole! I’m more ethically, morally, and mentally bankrupt than you. End of discussion!
The plan with Blago worked, now I need you to step up and help get Romney.
Believe it or not, I’m running out of lies
Ok….. one more time. Who’s on first ….. I Don’t Know’s on second … After you got that I’ll tell you more.
Axelrod: Can I meet with some of your uh, “friends”? I need some business, uh, taken care of.
David, knowing that his days in Washington are limited, tries to get in Rahm’s Chicago Bed…literally…
“Heard of any new job openings up your way in my line of work?”
Ya know, Bulls basketball and politics are a lot alike………
Rahm and David enjoying girls night out.
“I can’t walk around the Congressional gym locker room naked like you…it just does “this” number and its embarrassing”…
“I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse”
“I’m serious! Michelle took all my french fries this size and up.”
Hold that thought Axledouche while I stare down this reporter….
“Where did you get him his dog stew?”
And so I told him, “Blame Bush for everything…it’s the perfect sleight of hand while we screw over America.”
Use your Axlerod and Rahm it up there like I showed you!
So in 2016 we put another left coast person in the white house. After this guy, they’ll be welcomed with open arms.
Listen, Rahm, after Barry loses, you’ll be called in as a special advisor and we’re going to call for Marshall Law, then we can turn this into a Socialist Country without the Congress or any stinking Constitution, OK?
…hypnotized by the golfer in chief to follow every command, Rahm blindly stares as Alexrod chatters on..
“No Rahm you can’t bust his kneecaps, he’s the president. Just give him the damn money!”
If we can get this guy elected – why can’t we live on the moon?
“The Sum Of All Media Crapulence” (jason linkins)
My fingers are getting tired you run our hand up his ass for a while.
What chu lookn at!?
You know as well as I do—–if the cash and perks weren’t as good, neither of us would have a thing to do with that clown in the White House.
Obama told that blind guy to escape, carried him 300 miles, no SEAL TEAM can try to steal credit on this one!
Ok here’s the plan, I’ll book him tee times to get him out of Washington and then send Michelle around the world, and you rob the public blind.
Was there ever any doubt?
He is a better politician – lying to infidels is in his religion, for us it’s just entertainment.
Update – the Seals screwed up this whole blind guy thing.
Didn’t Obama date someone from your building in the 80′s?
We got this guy elected – maybe living on the moon is the safest place?
That blind guy listened to right winged news… he is far better off now…
‘. . . and this one time, at band camp . . .”
It’s the usual drill. We’re going to need about 100,000 “extra” votes from Chicago this year.
Don’t try to look wide eyed and innocent ….you know exactly where I’m coming from.
“you lie and I’ll swear to it!” ” Got it?”
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