“Yes, this is a rice cake and it’s totally worthless.”
“After Hillary told me I had to beat the meat, I turned to these delicious, healthy vegetable burgers. I love you, Hillary!”
BC: What’s big and round and delicious when hot?
Monica: I know! I know!
BC: NO! not THAT! It’s this tasty Veggie Burger!
This my friends is what liberals are made of.
“Folks, you had better start stocking up on these while you can afford them.”
“I found this under the oval office desk while I was, uh, being presidential.”
“It’s a good thing Hillary is Secretary of State because her biscuits suck.”
“The ‘Food of the Future’….for you people.”
The unveiling of our new national currency.
“And this is Obama’s new gasoline pill. Is he great or what?”
“So I grabbed this and shoved it up her, uh, you’re not recording, right?”
In Arkansas we call this gold.
In Arkansas cows drop this gold everywhere and we go around and pick it up.
This is the new birth control pill you’ll be using under Obamacare.
They told me this detergent would get out even the most stubborn stains.
After Obama kills the economy, this is what every family will be rationed per week.
This is Obama’s solution to high gas prices. You eat it and start walking.
You’re going to learn that these puppies are going to be like gold to trade in the Post Obama world.
If you notice the shape of this, you’ll recognize the direction of O’bamas rhetoric. It just goes around and around and around again… without actually getting you anywhere.
Monica… This one’s for you baby!
“Being married to Hillary is worse than passing a kidney stone this size.”
This is the brain of a liberal, we don’t think..therefore our brains have turned into a cardboard like substance.
It’s true…Al Gore invented the rice cake.
“Hillary travelled all over the world and all I got was this lousy rock.”
“This is a souvenir of my tour of the People’s Republic of 0bama White House.
“This is our November election pill, it will be hard to swallow.”
“This, my friends, is replacing the gold standard for U.S. currency. Every dollar will be backed by one whole Rice Cake. Now everyone will be a rich!”
“I’m not exactly sure what this is but if it smells like poo and tastes like poo, well, then it must be POO!”
This is the new birth control pill covered by the Obama Healthcare plan
This is what Michelle is serving kids for the new healthy school lunch program.
“And this rock will be the next president of the United States. An improvement on our current president.”
“This is the bitter pill of Obamacare, if you can swallow it, you’ll swallow anything”
Some guy gave me a donut for Hillary, so I traded him.
“This is the ObamaCare Pill, if you can swallow it, you can swallow anything Obama says”
This is about all you’ll be able to afford to eat with 4 more years of Obama.
Throw it and I’ll fetch it if you promise to rub my head and say “who’s a good boy?”
Bill Clinton and a rice cake – 2 things that are tasteless and devoid of substance.
… so I handed Monica this sponge and told her to just wipe it off… Did she listen?? NOOOO!!!!
“After the last time I had sex this thing came out of my Johnson. I think I discovered a new venereal disease.”
Obamacare really is a big pill to swallow…
So if Hillary really eats nothing but rice cakes, she’ll really lose the cankles?
“This is my american ex-pres rock. I never leave home without it.”
Good thing they didn’t find this during the impeachment proceedings.
This is what I used to keep Monica from getting pregnant. Too bad it didn’t work on Hillary.
These pucks are what I started feeding Hillary after she stopped eating table food.
C’mon now….say it with a straight face. VAG-I-NAL SUP-POS-I-TORY.
Pelosi’s brain on botox
It’s not a Swisher Sweet Cigar, but it’ll do.
I did not have sex with this stone
Where does this cookie fit in my computer?
Yes, it’s true. This frozen turkey burger does, in fact, have a higher IQ than Vice President Biden.
It ain’t as cold and hard as Hillary’s heart.
“This one is ‘Im-peach’ flavored.”
The fuel of the future. Eat 2 of these and start walking.
This will get you laid.
“This is the Bill Clinton-sized Cialis”
Pop quiz everyone! Guess which is devoid of taste, character and substance?
Hmmm–I wonder if this will fit
Man. that blonde in the front row has some nice legs!
If the Supreme Court upholds Obamacare the next step is Obamafood…and this is the prototype.
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