“…you better not be holding back on those bribes we talked about!”
“…I hear you and Barry gave Jesse over six figures to keep his trap shut, where’s my money?”
Yo man, Barry be right, what you need is a little soul!
NO! You be tha racist!
A racist tryin’ to intimidate a racist! Priceless….
You get that Barack to put that lezbo over there on the Supreme Court and we’ll all be rolling in the dough with our race baitin’!
Free Kwame Kilpatrick!
Come on Holder. Take one for the team. Maybe you can turn Kagan straight!
So that’s the plan. Barack wins, white Joe Bite Me steps down, and you get nominated as the Veep. Black Panthers who can do your job are a dime a dozen!
When am I gonna get the nod as race relations czar? Jesse ain’t got nothin on me!
You look whiter in person…
Where’s my Skittles?
Kagan: “Shhh! Don’t you two know that Fox News is here filming? Take your shakedown somewhere else, Al!”
Your the Enabler, I’m the Instigator
“You stay back punk. Zimmerman is mine!”
Kagan: “Hey, quit with the N word. There are white folks here.”
“Kagan is just on the supreme court, we’re on the black court, that’s higher up.”
Kagan is spying on us. Let’s talk Negro.
“Are those ‘Fast and Furious’ documents inside your shirt?”
“The white shirt I can handle, but a blue tie with white patterns? Raaaaaaaciiiiisssssssst!”
Tweedle-Dweeb and Tweedle-Dumb
Yo’ the way your boss keeps running up the debt I’m gonna be wantin suitcases full of Yuan next week instead of dollars. You dig, dog?
You me and O-bozo, the three stooges of DC, ain’t we grand?
“Get your hand outta my face or I’ll go all fast and furious on your head.”
Bro, I was messin with the white man when you were in diapers.
It’s about time you got Zimmerman arrested. Now tell your boss I want to be the Race-baiting Czar
You can judge a man by the company he keeps.
You’re not near as Black as I am!
Birds of a feather…
“Sit your $5 ass down before I make change!”
Sharpton: “Shut up, this don’t concern you, cracker!”
“Holder, where’d you get that tux? For Obama’s inauguration, all they had was this part-white one.”
I told you to never mention Tawana Brawley again.
GIRLLLLL…..You be lookin fine tanight, you be goin to da club, save a dance for me sweetcheeks…
You just stick to murder..I got this racebaitin’ down pat!!!
Look! You run the guns…I run the race war…Got it???
“Law Breaker & Race Baiter”
“The Ain’t Seen Truth & Never Heard of It, Committee”
Now weez still good wiff gettin that Zimmerman boy hung, right?
I’m so black it makes you blacker just by me touching you, dawg.
“You better tighten up that fade, Bro. People’s be thinkin’ you white!”
“You may be Attorney General of the United States but you ain’t nothin’ until you a Reverend!”
Reverend ALWAYS trumps Supreme Court Justice, praying White Man, and Attorney General of the United States – ALWAYS!
“Sssshhhhh”, says the Supreme Court Justice.
“Lord, help me”, say white Christian man.
“You beez F***ed up!!” says the Reverend.
“Shut yo mouf when you talkin’ to me!!”
“That’s what I said! Are you WIFF us…WIFF..W-I-T-H…WIFF! So is you or ain’t you wiff us?”
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