Hey, Barry, look! President Obama is in my camera and wants to speak with you.
Stop smiling…it’s throwing the light meter off.
How do you set this thing to stun?
“I’ll send this in to demwits.com.”
“Smile and say Allah Akbar.”
“So I can prove that I did too know the President.”
Barry there’s a little man in my camera that looks just like you!
Turn the camera around Joe
Smile, you’re on Socialist Candid Camera!
An idiot taking a picture of a moron….pricless
Biden: This is the smallest TV I’ve ever seen. And Obama is on all the channels!
Obama’s only fan taking a picture.
This is going on the new trillion-dollar bills.
Obama: “Hey Joe, people ain’t looking at your camera, they’re looking at your monstrous bald spot!”
This had better not find its way onto the internet or you’re fired.
Where’s the teleprompter on this camera, Barry?
No, Barry, there’s no teleprompter on here, just smile.
I get to keep my job or this gets posted on 4chan, got it?
Oh, God, Joe’s playing Angry Presidents again.
TAKE THE PICTURE, NUMBNUTS! I’VE BEEN HOLDING THIS GOOFY GRIN FOR 15 MINUTES!!
Wait till you see what I can do with photoshop and a compromising photo of Oprah.
Oh, look, it’s Trayvon’s father.
Hey, Barry, check this out…there’s a Trayvon-like dude in my camera.
That’s right…give me that sh!# eattin’ grin!
Obama: Just one, Joe. I don’t like people to take pictures of me.
Biden: You lie!
“Yeah Joe, take a picture, it last longer…unlike my administration.”
I’m going to upload this to two-Facebook.
Someone forgot to tell Joe this is a wax dummy…the real Obama is out playing golf.
“Hurry and take the pic, I need proof that I was working and not on vacation.”
This is going at the top of our New Socialist Manifesto, what used to be called a “constitution”
Biden thinking: Now I’ll just squirt him with this fake camera and run! Am I cool or what?
~Can’t wait to submit this one to demwits.com~
Click fast Joe. I’m two faced!
The Joke taking a photo of the Joker.
“Joe, every time you call me King, I smile!”
Biden: “Hmm, I wonder how long it will take to get the film developed?”
Ain’t love grand?
“One more and I’m off to WalMart for prints”
“How come he never takes a picture of me? I thought we were BFF.”
Joe: Wait Barry, I want this for Demwits
” Say ‘tax hike’”
Say “Hawai’i”
Pose for LMAObama.com
Smile, you’re on candle camera!
Wait till I zoom out, so I can get your ears.
“Boy this will make a GREAT mug shot when the GOP brings charges against him. I’ll turn states evidence and get off with a slap on the wrist.”
Joe thinks it’s a negative image of himself
“Can you sign this picture, Barack?”
Say “Constitution Sucks.”
I’m gonna have to back up…I can’t get all your ego into the frame.
Mr. President, you better remove your American Flag lapel pin if you want MSNBC to air this.
Uh Barry, we need to remember to airbrush that offensive flag on your lapel before sending out this photo.
Smile! Let me get a picture of the only person stupid enough to make me Vice Pres.- History will remember this team!
Lets send this one back to Kenya… They can hang it in the hospital where you were born…
This is going to look great in the lobby of the new Obama Mosque.
“Told you I understand hard-working americans. Posing for photos 24/7 is very laborious.”
Wait a minute, all I took was a negative
Finding a way to face East to smile so the light is good doesn’t work on this camera, Boss
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Hey, Barry, look! President Obama is in my camera and wants to speak with you.
Stop smiling…it’s throwing the light meter off.
How do you set this thing to stun?
“I’ll send this in to demwits.com.”
“Smile and say Allah Akbar.”
“So I can prove that I did too know the President.”
Barry there’s a little man in my camera that looks just like you!
Turn the camera around Joe
Smile, you’re on Socialist Candid Camera!
An idiot taking a picture of a moron….pricless
Biden: This is the smallest TV I’ve ever seen. And Obama is on all the channels!
Obama’s only fan taking a picture.
This is going on the new trillion-dollar bills.
Obama: “Hey Joe, people ain’t looking at your camera, they’re looking at your monstrous bald spot!”
This had better not find its way onto the internet or you’re fired.
Where’s the teleprompter on this camera, Barry?
No, Barry, there’s no teleprompter on here, just smile.
I get to keep my job or this gets posted on 4chan, got it?
Oh, God, Joe’s playing Angry Presidents again.
TAKE THE PICTURE, NUMBNUTS! I’VE BEEN HOLDING THIS GOOFY GRIN FOR 15 MINUTES!!
Wait till you see what I can do with photoshop and a compromising photo of Oprah.
Oh, look, it’s Trayvon’s father.
Hey, Barry, check this out…there’s a Trayvon-like dude in my camera.
That’s right…give me that sh!# eattin’ grin!
Obama: Just one, Joe. I don’t like people to take pictures of me.
Biden: You lie!
“Yeah Joe, take a picture, it last longer…unlike my administration.”
I’m going to upload this to two-Facebook.
Someone forgot to tell Joe this is a wax dummy…the real Obama is out playing golf.
“Hurry and take the pic, I need proof that I was working and not on vacation.”
This is going at the top of our New Socialist Manifesto, what used to be called a “constitution”
Biden thinking: Now I’ll just squirt him with this fake camera and run! Am I cool or what?
~Can’t wait to submit this one to demwits.com~
Click fast Joe. I’m two faced!
The Joke taking a photo of the Joker.
“Joe, every time you call me King, I smile!”
Biden: “Hmm, I wonder how long it will take to get the film developed?”
Ain’t love grand?
“One more and I’m off to WalMart for prints”
“How come he never takes a picture of me? I thought we were BFF.”
Joe: Wait Barry, I want this for Demwits
” Say ‘tax hike’”
Say “Hawai’i”
Pose for LMAObama.com
Smile, you’re on candle camera!
Wait till I zoom out, so I can get your ears.
“Boy this will make a GREAT mug shot when the GOP brings charges against him. I’ll turn states evidence and get off with a slap on the wrist.”
Joe thinks it’s a negative image of himself
“Can you sign this picture, Barack?”
Say “Constitution Sucks.”
I’m gonna have to back up…I can’t get all your ego into the frame.
Mr. President, you better remove your American Flag lapel pin if you want MSNBC to air this.
Uh Barry, we need to remember to airbrush that offensive flag on your lapel before sending out this photo.
Smile! Let me get a picture of the only person stupid enough to make me Vice Pres.- History will remember this team!
Lets send this one back to Kenya… They can hang it in the hospital where you were born…
This is going to look great in the lobby of the new Obama Mosque.
“Told you I understand hard-working americans. Posing for photos 24/7 is very laborious.”
Wait a minute, all I took was a negative
Finding a way to face East to smile so the light is good doesn’t work on this camera, Boss