Oprah explains the discovery of Barry Half-White’s white half.
“If I had this much sense, I would have never started this stupid OWN network.”
If Liberals had this much common sense…the economy would be boomin’.
If I had this much of a brain, I wouldn’t have done TV. I look better for radio.
After losing all her money on the OWN network Oprah practices to be a ventriloquist.
“He and I are proof that you only need a smidgeon of talent to have a loyal following.”
“This is the world’s smallest violin and it’s playing just for you, America!”
Yes, Obama’s brain is this big.
This is how much I care about America’s future.
Yep, this is about how much I know about being a talk show host, or, about how much Barry knows about running a country.
This is how much education is required to work in MSM.
Yeah… I’ve spent a night with Bill Clinton once.
I think I look only about this much like Michelle Obama.
Wrong Again Oprah!
“I’ll vote for Obama again because my brain is this small.”
“Black folk? Yeah, I care about them this much.”
I’m this close to hiring Michelle Obama as my body guard.
Michelle Obama has about this much fashion sense
Really Michelle? This big?
I guess half black ain’t enough
This is how small my brain must have been to vote for Obama.
It will cost me THIS MUCH to buy Demwits and Shut Em Down!!
And this little violin is for those other morons who got captioned.
“I’m a billionaire but I’m with the 99%.”
Thinks: Yeah, sure.
“This is how thick my makeup is.”
It’s so full of fat this is only how deep they will go.
“If you’re black and have this much brain then you must be the president of the United States!”
“And tonight our guest is black and has this much brain. Welcome, Mr. President!”
“This is how much manhood I allow Stedman to have.”
Barry’s chances without ME
“I was this close to winning Miss Plus Size. Darn that Michelle!”
Larry Sinclair confirms it.
I am now this close to being irrelevant!
To say Obama’s brain is this big would be a compliment.
OWN is now called OWE…Just like the USA.
” With Dr Oz & Dr Phil both on my show, I had no chance of being smart”
If more people’s intelligence increases much beyond this, Obama, Dr Phil, Oz and I are out of a job. So we are doing our part to keep dumbing them down.
Obama is not the man I thought he was!
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