“We start TSA screening procedures for everyone boarding Air Force 1, we sell guns to suspected terrorists and trace them on to high level leaders, we hire ACORN to monitor federal elections…I have more ideas if you’d like.”
“Wait a minute, here. When I said the “border is secure” I didn’t mean the U.S. Border. I was talking about some other border,,,,like, er, maybe, er, uh. Just forget it, will ya!”
OK….hold up everyone
I am NOT taking that tour of the Arizona border ’till I have my 21 foot ladder on board.
What’s that? Screw Home Depot!….. Have you checked out Lowe’s yet?
Hold it one second, I did NOT have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Obama.
I never said ANYTHING about protecting ALL of you, just my girlfriends.
Obama? Safe at home! (You think I would say otherwise?)
“No, no, wait. Just becasue the Muslim Brotherhood are terrorists doesn’t mean they aren’t good guys.”
Get back! Get back! You with the visas get back. Illegal aliens only!
“You just have to be nice to the terrorists and say please and they’ll stay away.”
You! Agent! Stop harassing those Muslims with violin cases, there are grandmothers in line to check!
“Whoa slow down here a minute, these questions are coming to fast and furious.”
“This is the position that the little boys and girls are told to assume.”
Ok, 5 terrorists first then 5 illegal aliens. Welcome to America!
Allahu Akbar … Wait, I mean OBAMA AKBAR!
“OBAMA AKBAR”
“Wait a minute, stop right there! You want me to go through the TSA screening when I fly?”
“So after you do like this, my people feel you up. They tell me it’s fun.”
Alright stop! Lesbian time!
It’s a lot like “Simon Says”, except we at the TSA say “Big Sis says, ‘Up against the wall’”.
“We start TSA screening procedures for everyone boarding Air Force 1, we sell guns to suspected terrorists and trace them on to high level leaders, we hire ACORN to monitor federal elections…I have more ideas if you’d like.”
“These screening procedures are no big deal. Here I’ll show you, grope me. Please. Will somebody grope me please? Anyone? Anyone?”
The Statue of Anti-Liberty.
“Stop the complaining. Our agents only grope men, women and children.”
“If the border patrol would just throw up their hands like this to stop the illegals, we wouldn’t need more manpower or better weapons or fences.”
NO! You can NOT frisk me to see if I’m a man!!
I’m going to play defense for the Patriots at the Super Bowl.
Getting ready for takeoff…..even without her broom, she can fly!
“Fast and Furious? No, that’s Eric Holder. I’m Fat and Sassy.”
“Whoa, wait a minute. Fast and Furious is Eric Holder; I’m Fat and Sassy.”
“Whoa…. let me be clear: I did NOT have sex with that woman!”
“WHOA..wait a minute here! When I said the ‘border is secure’, I meant the MEXICAN BORDER!”
You just have to stand like this, then get felt up by a high school dropout, then you can get on the plane.
So the TSA agent knocks me to the floor and says, “Spread ‘em” like this. I have to say, I was never so turned on in my life.
Correction:
So the TSA agent knocks me to the floor and she says, “Spread ‘em” like this. I have to admit, I was never so turned on in my life.
Stop, in the Naaaame of Lesbians,
Before you break my heart
Watch me count to 7
So they have me spread eagle on the floor and do a cavity search right there. I can’t wait to fly again.
I held back the advancing capitalist SWAT team so my occupy squad could do what they do best, whine like little babies.
Napolitano’s charade skills landed her a job in Obama’s cabinet.
“Wait a minute, here. When I said the “border is secure” I didn’t mean the U.S. Border. I was talking about some other border,,,,like, er, maybe, er, uh. Just forget it, will ya!”
“WAIT!! Just because my nickname is Butch doesn’t mean I’m gay!!”
“Hold it down, please. My barber can only do one shave and haircut at a time!”
“Calm down, calm down. Just because I have bigger stones that Obama doesn’t mean I’m gonna show them to you!”
“Gimme a break,,,,I said the system worked, then I said the system failed,,,what’s the difference?”
Barack will put out his divine hands at the border like this and the people will not be able to come in anymore.
Every American should bend over like this. If they’re not, then our job isn’t done!
Hold on a second… there will be no mention of the Constitution here!
As you can see, we love illegal aliens!! What we’re going to do to protect you is target the real evil people in this world… Patriotic Americans!!
And Barack said unto me, “You are healed”! Now I’m an ignorant O’bama Zombie!
Wait a second…who said anything about enforcing immigration laws?
Wait – I truly am a lesbionic woman!
I for one have never been gate raped so I have no idea what you are talking about.
OK….hold up everyone
I am NOT taking that tour of the Arizona border ’till I have my 21 foot ladder on board.
What’s that? Screw Home Depot!….. Have you checked out Lowe’s yet?