I said I didn’t approve of superpacs??? Pffft. Really? Well, I like them now, but,that’s beside the point…look Carney can explain it better. Let’s talk about golf or something.
“Hold it, Matt. Did I say we’ve created 3.7 millions jobs?? Er, uh, um,,, I meant to say 3.7 jobs! We needed three personal cooks for Michelle and .7 of a job for some kid that delivers pizzas on his bicycle.”
To tell you the truth, I’ve been lying to everyone the entire time.
Wait a minute, I never approved of that question.
Please turn off your bull$hit detector; it seems to go off whenever I speak.
“Matt, there is no table here, I can see you playing footsies with me”
For the last time Matt, I don’t want to see what you’re concealing with your notepad.
Woah.. don’t ask me about that Constitution stuff, or this interview will be over.
I forgot my line, Matt… what’s the answer again?
Matt, I can’t thank NBC enough for making me look like a competent president.
Wait, hold on a second Matt, you mean I cannot tax the French?
I said I didn’t approve of superpacs??? Pffft. Really? Well, I like them now, but,that’s beside the point…look Carney can explain it better. Let’s talk about golf or something.
Look Matt,,,when I ‘lie’, it’s for America. It’s not about me.
Hold a second, how do YOU define “job creation”?
To tell you the truth, I never tell the truth.
Wait a minute, I can’t do this interview until my teleprompter gets here.
“Matt, we agree so much. Let me count the ways.”
“You do advocate the party line, Matt, so we should discuss putting you on the payroll.”
“Did Soros send you?’
“Matt, one more softball question like that, and I am going to make you my Disinformation Czar.”
“My administration appreciates NBC’s lockstep support of our 2012 Election campaign.”
You know, my Saturday radio addresses have proven I am a dynamite broadcaster. Any chance I could take over “Meet the Press” next year?
Matt, you’re not helping me with my hand jive here.
Matt are you getting the “leg tingle” like Chris Matthews gets when he interviews me?
How do you like my round prayer rug, Matt?
3 out of 5 in leg wrestle, OK?
“Matt, I know you called our troops terrorists, but what have you don’t for me lately.”
“No Matt, we are not going to play ‘Bill and Monica.”
Whoa..back up a minute. No, seriously back up..I can’t see the teleprompter..
Matt your lips are chapped and my cheek is sore. Take this lip balm and we’ll call it even.
Sorry, Matt that American flag was there before I got here. I’m sorry you’re offended. I’ll have it removed.
Matt, I usually talk out of my butt, so would you mind if we conducted this interview with our butts in the air?
NOW LISTEN MATT, PLAYING FOOTSIE IS AS FAR AS I GO ON A FIRST DATE.
Matt: What flavor Lifesaver are you sitting on
Obama: Wait.. hmmm.. Wintergreen. My farts will now be minty fresh
Dim and Dimwit !
Every evil-doer has a sidekick.
Ho ho ho hold it right there Matt, that teleprompter over your shoulder just crapped out.
Look, we need to be sure you ask the question in a way that promotes my talking points. We will each have a teleprompter to guide the whole interview.
I don’t know what’s on your healthcare, but under my plan you’re not covered because you’re not a 1%-er like me, Matt.
Matt, at NBC, do you sort-of tell the truth, or are you part of MSNBC where you tell it like we say it is?
“The way this works is, I am exempt from Obama-care, you are not.”
“I see no need for Congress or the Courts. Nobody seems to mind when I act outside of the law.
You keep throwing softballs like that and I’ll make you “Moderator” at the Debates.
Matt, you’re the best Propaganda Czar a guy could hope for!!!
“Ya know, Matt, no one is gonna watch this interview anyway so what say we blow this pop stand and go get snockered.”
“Hold it, Matt. Did I say we’ve created 3.7 millions jobs?? Er, uh, um,,, I meant to say 3.7 jobs! We needed three personal cooks for Michelle and .7 of a job for some kid that delivers pizzas on his bicycle.”
Obama and his Avatar
“Wait a minute, Matt. You’ve done enough a** kissing. How about you grovel at my feet for a while.”
“Honest, Matt. There WERE 3.7 million jobs created – I never said they were created in the U.S! They all went to China!”
No..No.. Matt..I can will lie to America to get another 4 years in “my” house.
You are not the Annointed One, Matt, you cannot be on my Holy Prayer rug
“Well Matt, I agreed to this interview because, well because…media matters.”
Matt, I take the lead when we’re playing footsie.