I am too relevant, you’re just being a meanie!
How did I manage to pick me for worse person in the world?
“Have I turned blue yet?”
In an effort to raise his ratings, Olberman attempts suicide on live Tv by holding his breath.
Just like his Mama told him would happen: His face froze that way!
The Face of Maturity
“Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I’m goin’ the garden and eat me some worms!”
I do to have a job!!
Who’s this “Ted Baxter” guy, and why do they want me to play him in the re-make of the Mary Tyler Moore Show?
“Hey I didn’t get a ‘harumpff’ out of that guy!”
I can’t hold in my hot air any longer!
Keith, the local high school tennis match had more viewers than you.
Why doesn’t the messiah answer my e-mails?
The final Countdown: Obama Loses
It’s not fair, no one likes me!
Another talentless ass clown that reads from a teleprompter. He must be related to Barry.
“It all started at a 5000 watt radio station in Fresno, California”
“These glasses are suppose to make me more smarterer.”
‘Everybody’s always pickin’ on me’
I’m a nerd…
O’Reilly doesn’t like me!
Let’s face it, I’m the equipment manager of TV personalities.
The moment Olbermann finally figured out that he’s part of the 1%.
Then it hits him like a ton of bricks. “I’m only qualified to be in the whack a mole game”.
That’s Bill Clinton with my wife.
That Rush is such a meanie!
Oh, Damn, the public finally figured out I’m a socialist!
“I want Obama to win”
My Mommy Says Im Good
You know it’s bad when Al Gore/Current TV can’t even stand you.
What do you mean we’re out of Kool-aid?
I’ll just get my OWN network, Olberman Whiney Nut.
Mocking Glenn Beck.
Needs to make a trip to the “pouter” room.
And this is my 2012 elections face.
And I am going to hold my breath until someone tells me a, good.
“Dem-women just ain’t got the looks.”
I have to go to the bathroom, but Obama hasn’t given me permission yet.
“Gee whiz Wally, you ratted on me and then dad hollered at me.”
“Sorry, Beev”.
Eddie Haskell: I see you’re all grown up now Beaver. But you’re still a little squirt!
When Olbermann saw his TV ratings.
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!
Olbie practices his impersonation of Dr. Evil’s laugh
“I want my mommy.”
How come Chris Matthews gets a tingle and I don’t? C’mon, tingle, tingle…
I just won the “Idiot of the Year” award.
“Beaker” all grown up
I am not a titbag!
Mee, Mee, Mee, Meep
Wow, my crap really does stink!
Justin Bieber just declined an appearance on my show!
What was that Stuart Smalleyism? Oh yeah, I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!
America does too like me, they just don’t watch me!
I was sad because I had no brain, until I met Obama who had no balls.
“Then it’s true. We liberals all look alike.”
“My lips are sealed. You won’t get a word of truth out of me.”
Obama will to win again – will to – will to
Undeniable proof that liberals are whiny bitches.
Voice from TV: “And now the final results of the 2012 presidential elections”.
(guess who lost)
Uh oh. Looks like someone has squishy pants again.
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I am too relevant, you’re just being a meanie!
How did I manage to pick me for worse person in the world?
“Have I turned blue yet?”
In an effort to raise his ratings, Olberman attempts suicide on live Tv by holding his breath.
Just like his Mama told him would happen: His face froze that way!
The Face of Maturity
“Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I’m goin’ the garden and eat me some worms!”
I do to have a job!!
Who’s this “Ted Baxter” guy, and why do they want me to play him in the re-make of the Mary Tyler Moore Show?
“Hey I didn’t get a ‘harumpff’ out of that guy!”
I can’t hold in my hot air any longer!
Keith, the local high school tennis match had more viewers than you.
Why doesn’t the messiah answer my e-mails?
The final Countdown: Obama Loses
It’s not fair, no one likes me!
Another talentless ass clown that reads from a teleprompter. He must be related to Barry.
“It all started at a 5000 watt radio station in Fresno, California”
“These glasses are suppose to make me more smarterer.”
‘Everybody’s always pickin’ on me’
I’m a nerd…
O’Reilly doesn’t like me!
Let’s face it, I’m the equipment manager of TV personalities.
The moment Olbermann finally figured out that he’s part of the 1%.
Then it hits him like a ton of bricks. “I’m only qualified to be in the whack a mole game”.
That’s Bill Clinton with my wife.
That Rush is such a meanie!
Oh, Damn, the public finally figured out I’m a socialist!
“I want Obama to win”
My Mommy Says Im Good
You know it’s bad when Al Gore/Current TV can’t even stand you.
What do you mean we’re out of Kool-aid?
I’ll just get my OWN network, Olberman Whiney Nut.
Mocking Glenn Beck.
Needs to make a trip to the “pouter” room.
And this is my 2012 elections face.
And I am going to hold my breath until someone tells me a, good.
“Dem-women just ain’t got the looks.”
I have to go to the bathroom, but Obama hasn’t given me permission yet.
“Gee whiz Wally, you ratted on me and then dad hollered at me.”
“Sorry, Beev”.
Eddie Haskell: I see you’re all grown up now Beaver. But you’re still a little squirt!
When Olbermann saw his TV ratings.
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!
Olbie practices his impersonation of Dr. Evil’s laugh
“I want my mommy.”
How come Chris Matthews gets a tingle and I don’t? C’mon, tingle, tingle…
I just won the “Idiot of the Year” award.
“Beaker” all grown up
I am not a titbag!
Mee, Mee, Mee, Meep
Wow, my crap really does stink!
Justin Bieber just declined an appearance on my show!
What was that Stuart Smalleyism? Oh yeah,
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!
America does too like me, they just don’t watch me!
I was sad because I had no brain, until I met Obama who had no balls.
“Then it’s true. We liberals all look alike.”
“My lips are sealed. You won’t get a word of truth out of me.”
Obama will to win again – will to – will to
Undeniable proof that liberals are whiny bitches.
Voice from TV: “And now the final results of the 2012 presidential elections”.
(guess who lost)
Uh oh. Looks like someone has squishy pants again.
ducklips in glasses