“You stupid twit. I’ve told you all this before. Sonny Bono was not my father; Chaz is the one who used to be a chick; and I cannot get you tickets to Cher’s Vegas concert.”
Al, listen, since that Global Warming thing didn’t pan our, why not change to Global COOLING and let’s corner the market on insulation and cold weather cloting. We’ll get ‘em one way or another!”
“You stupid twit. I’ve told you all this before. Sonny Bono was not my father; Chaz is the one who used to be a chick; and I cannot get you tickets to Cher’s Vegas concert.”
I love me some ‘Man Bear Pig’.
“Sorry that ‘Global Warming’ gig didn’t work out for you.”
“I just can’t believe people here know you better for that movie than for your political career. Just how bad were you?”
“At least you can fall back on those SNL and Futurama gigs right?”
“Here’s an idea..An Inconvenient Debt.”
How’s that $32,000/month carbon footprint doing?
This pretending to care about the earth and people crap has really done our bank accounts well!!
So I think the next thing we should push is Orbital off-centering. Think about the money we could make off that scare!
Bono & Dodo
Okay, I’ll let the IRS use “I Still Haven’t Found what I’m Looking For” if Obama admits to his Irish roots.
I’m not employable in any other capacity either.
I remade of one of my songs as a gift for the O man: “Who’s Gonna Ride Your Wide Hostess.” Like it?
Bono meets Dumbo
“Hows about you and me finding out just how open minded you really are?”
Al, you have the whitest teeth I have ever cum across
Dumb and Dumbest
The User and the Abuser
I’m a loser but U2….
I want to say that not buying my CD’s causes global warming, can you help me out there?
I don’t care what Guinness says. My crap was at least 10 Courics bigger than the one that guy took in South Park.
They say you invented gaseous diffusion? I thought you were a big gas bag anyway. That meant you are the poster-boy for flatulence.
Did you hire that masseuse I heard about, or is that a sore spot?
Maybe this is not a good time, but I’m banging Tipper. You cool with that?
“I can’t remember Al, was it an inconvenient truth or a convenient lie?”
“Ok global warming science is debunked and your political career was shut down, I guess I can get you a spot in a music video or something.”
“Well, they figured out you’re an idiot.”
“Shave your head, stop shaving, shop at Wal-mart and get some goofy glasses. Trust me, you’ll be popular again.”
BONO and BONEhead
“Hey, Al, don’t know about you but I’m not giving up any of MY money to save the world.”
Two heads are better than one except when they are both Air-Heads.
Brain on Drugs and No Brain at All.
For the last time Al, I can’t make people like you no matter how popular I am.
I’ve renamed my song “Everyone loves a winner” to “Everyone loves a whiner” just for you.
You think it’s hot here, come to Africa with me.
Al, listen, since that Global Warming thing didn’t pan our, why not change to Global COOLING and let’s corner the market on insulation and cold weather cloting. We’ll get ‘em one way or another!”
“Tell me Al, did global warming cause you to become uncool or were you born that way?”
“Give it up, Al. Even I don’t believe you any more.”
You Lie!
X-men Cyclops wannabe and Left Wing president wannabe.
“Yea, well, at least I made it to the top, what about you?”
So I spoke to my agent, and he says if you appear lifelike he can get you a gig on Dancing with the Stars.
“Fading some global warming heat over at Apple huh? Let me guess, it’s Bush’s fault?”
“Get some goofy looking sunglasses and they’ll believe anything you say.”
I’m sorry…I don’t speak monkey.