Splashed by the water Dorothy threw to save the burning Scarecrow, the witch screamed, “I’m melting, melting!”

Democrats remind you, it’s time to pay your taxes again.

Obama is the best thing that’s happened to me since the curly perm!!!!

Look, no hidden votes for Obama. (not yet, anyway)

Ten years, that’s all that’s left for the USA.

“Yes, you can vote for Obama ten times. That’s right, it’s in the constitution or so I’m told”.

“I AM NOT A ANGRY LESBIAN”

Obama’s Blow up doll comes to life

If I had no teeth, All men would vote for me

Let your soul glow!

Assume the position America. We are the Democrat party and we’re coming for your wallets!

Wass-Uuup!

“Like a virgin, Touched for the very first time….”

Another liberal assumes the position when the police arrive

“Vote Democrat or I’ll scratch your eyes out.”

Proof that the democratic party sucks from the top down.

“When we take you guns and ammunition, this is how you’ll defend yourself.”

Pay your taxes, don’t pay your taxes; either way you’ll assume this position.

“Whoa. You’re asking too much. Yes, I saved the manatees but the DNC is screwed.”

“Honest, Barry, when I said she was a sea cow I was talking about a manatee not Michelle.”

“Did I call Michelle a sea cow? I meant manatees.”

Honk if you love socialism.

Being Chair of the DNC gave Congresswoman Schultz a leg up in the hog calling contest.

Interview Position

Whoa, hold on a second my illegal constituents, you idiots WANT ROMNEY nominated.

Hey! It’s Miss Bitch to you!!

Doctor Evil was an amateur!

This is how the 1% lives

Come on babe, why don’t we paint the town…and all that jazz?

Yes, this is the correct position for your hands when you enter the White House. It’s just a formality-for now.

“Oh, come on! I did not register underage manatees to vote.”

“Somewhere, Over the Rainbow, taxes are raised”

I have the Whitest teeth Barack has ever cum across

Hasten to battle, men of Bayamo …………….

“Ten little Indian boys!, Uh, I mean 10 short statured Native American persons of the young male persuasion.”

Histrionics. They’re not just for Maxine Waters anymore.

For her sake, I sure hope Obamacare covers Mad Cow Disease.

Where is my boy Bill?

This is..OMG Obama is wonderful look.

Because her ears are plugged by hair gel, Debbie mistakenly hears the word “minstrel” during NOW’s Conference to Ban Menstruation and immediately begins her Al Jolson imitation.

“My boloney has a first name, it’s O-B-A-M-A, My boloney has a second name, it’s B-I-D-E-N…..”

Whoa! Whoa! It’s not my fault it takes them so long to vote on theses captions!