“It’s really hard to concentrate with all of this debt catching up to us.”

IF RUSH CALLS ME JOHN “EFFING” KERRY ONE MORE TIME,MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE!

THEY TOLD ME TO SEE A SHRINK, AND NOW I THINK MY HEAD IS SHRINKING.

ERROR, CANNOT ACCESS BRAIN.

THESE LATE NIGHT COCKTAIL PARTIES ARE KILLING ME

Im using my Sith Powers…..
“Vote for Me”
“Vote for Me”
“Vote for Me”
You weak minded fools cannot resist the Farce

Trying to think really makes my head hurt!

All of this Constitution crap is giving me a headache!

Using my hands as blinders, I can’t see the mess Obama is making.

Voice in background: “Ok, Kerry you could put your hands down now, Obama’s gone. Just white folk here now.”

Do I want to run against this clown of a President this year?

Oh how I miss Ted Kennedy.

He’s going with Biden AGAIN?

Yoda everything I know, taught me.

“Splitting headache. Wonder if that qualifies for a purple heart?”

“Jeeez..I make false claims to get purple hearts and I get raked over the coals. He makes false claims about health care and gets elected President.”

Even the LiveStrong bracelet can’t undo years of eat, sleep and drink liberalism.

Kerry has a recurring Swift Boat nightmare in which he turns into a jelly donut and is stepped on by a real American.

“The number you are thinking of is seven! No, six! No, two! Darn, I’ve lost my psychic powers.

“It’s getting clearer. I’m not smarter than the American people after all.

I can foresee a future where the American public wants higher taxes

All this lying is giving me a massive migraine.

Headache No. 17: Shortly after Kerry admits Obama is a liar, he realized this was like the pot calling the kettle black.

“I never thought ANYONE, not even Obama, could tell more lies than I’ve told.”

“Oh, jeeze. Obama really IS the worst president ever and I endorsed him! I’m screwed.”

John Kerry continues to suffer from residual headaches caused by trying to keep all of the flip flops straight

How the hell am I going to avoid paying all of these new taxes I voted for?

My head is going to explode if my wife refers to me as her ketchup b@itch one more time.

“Whoa, I can see the future and I’m not in it!”

“Kerry to Obama, Kerry to Obama, come in please.”

“Uh, Sir? That’s not how a cell phone works.”

Teresa gives GREAT headache…

When I have metrosexual cramps the only brand I trust is Midol for Dems!!

“Am I the only anti-American not to receive the Nobel Peace Prize?”

“How did I become so irrelevant?”

“Has it been four hours already? I better call the doctor.”

“It would simplify things if I could vote for it and against it at the same time.”

Mor-on: Apply directly to the head

Come on brain, I need you to start working for a change!

I should’ve turned down that Botox and asked for a brain injection instead.

Think…think…think…I’m suppose to support what again?…Oh the Constitution of the United States??

Why do they keep calling me Lurch? Who’s Lurch? Was he a genius?

“Oh please don’t ask me about the yacht taxes again. Please please please…”

Swift Water Yacht Tax Dodger

Thinking:

Darn, someone put glue on my fingers again. Don’t panic, act presidential. OK, I’ll just walk out of here like this and say I’m concentrating on the economy.

Livestrong and prosper…then dodge taxes.

I can see the future. I’m the president. That’s right, I’m very psychedelic.

“Swami K see tragedy for the Annointed One in November”

The great JOhn KErry looks into the future

I get an allowance from my wife. Is that considered “un-earned income”?

“Oh my gosh…..he makes me miss W.”

Obama gives me a headache, It should have been me up there.

John Kerry channeling himself

404 ERROR

“They just don’t make Commie Pink-o Bleeding-Heart Liberal Democrats like they used to.”

How could *HE* be elected instead of me?

Rich Democrats shouldn’t have to go through this. I think I’ll draft a law to that effect.

But I Won, I really got more votes, How could I LOSE?

No more insider trading? How do I earn a living now??

“Beam me up Scotty. I’m done here.”

“I should have used a teleprompter.”

Mr EGO lost in thought