I get to sign my own degrees, just like I did in Harvard…
..”And I sign this executive order eliminating the constitution”…
I think I should call Valerie and ask her what I’m signing.
Well, lookie here. They forgot to sign my diploma!
X. There, and they said I couldn’t even spell my own name.
OK, I just signed the proclamation making me president for life. Now, get me my list of enemies.
My Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind . . . Uh Oh! Now what do I do.
Let’s see, what other crap can I waste government money on?
…and now, the Bill of Rights is officially a thing of the past.
“…and now I’ll just post date this pardon for Eric Holder.”
After signing on this line, I become the official messiah of the United States.
I promise to raise taxes. I promise to raise taxes. I promise to raise taxes. I promise to raise taxes. I promise to raise taxes. I promise to raise taxes. I promise to raise taxes. I promise to raise taxes.
Oh, look! Here’s a week I didn’t take a vacation. Better correct that for next year.
Great, I shot a 64! I’ll sign my hole card now and it’s on to the second hole.
Dear America,
I promise to finish my destruction, if you give me 4 more years.
Love Barry
See what they think of this version of my birth certificate.
I am now president for life. I feel like Papa Doc Duvalier!
There, now the USA belongs to China. I am the dude!
“Signing my own pardon. Genius.”
“This Executive Order will make Bin Laden’s birthday a national holiday.”
“Today I will resign the presidency”…Here send this to all the news outlets-on April 1, hahahaha!!
And I leave my telepromter to Hugo Chavez.
And with this executive order the name of the country is now The United States of Obama.
Get well soon Fidel!
Love, The Obamas
There, now Ramadan is an official federal holiday, replacing Christmas.
This will be the last birth certificate that I’ll write. Now where was it that I said I was born?
Crooked.. right down to his writing style.
Dear Diary
They’re still clueless
Glad I was born left handed, I wouldn’t want to do ANYTHING right!
Lefty for Life.
Signing the bill to bail out every American’s mortgage. Just mail your deed to US Treasury Dept.
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I get to sign my own degrees, just like I did in Harvard…
..”And I sign this executive order eliminating the constitution”…
I think I should call Valerie and ask her what I’m signing.
Well, lookie here. They forgot to sign my diploma!
X. There, and they said I couldn’t even spell my own name.
OK, I just signed the proclamation making me president for life. Now, get me my list of enemies.
My Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind . . . Uh Oh! Now what do I do.
Let’s see, what other crap can I waste government money on?
…and now, the Bill of Rights is officially a thing of the past.
“…and now I’ll just post date this pardon for Eric Holder.”
After signing on this line, I become the official messiah of the United States.
I promise to raise taxes.
I promise to raise taxes.
I promise to raise taxes.
I promise to raise taxes.
I promise to raise taxes.
I promise to raise taxes.
I promise to raise taxes.
I promise to raise taxes.
Oh, look! Here’s a week I didn’t take a vacation. Better correct that for next year.
Great, I shot a 64! I’ll sign my hole card now and it’s on to the second hole.
Dear America,
I promise to finish my destruction, if you give me 4 more years.
Love
Barry
See what they think of this version of my birth certificate.
I am now president for life. I feel like Papa Doc Duvalier!
There, now the USA belongs to China. I am the dude!
“Signing my own pardon. Genius.”
“This Executive Order will make Bin Laden’s birthday a national holiday.”
“Today I will resign the presidency”…Here send this to all the news outlets-on April 1, hahahaha!!
And I leave my telepromter to Hugo Chavez.
And with this executive order the name of the country is now The United States of Obama.
Get well soon Fidel!
Love,
The Obamas
There, now Ramadan is an official federal holiday, replacing Christmas.
This will be the last birth certificate that I’ll write. Now where was it that I said I was born?
Crooked.. right down to his writing style.
Dear Diary
They’re still clueless
Glad I was born left handed, I wouldn’t want to do ANYTHING right!
Lefty for Life.
Signing the bill to bail out every American’s mortgage. Just mail your deed to US Treasury Dept.