How can I spin this?
How are my ratings so low? I followed Alinski’s advice to the last letter.
There’s got to be a way to make O’bama look good to the stupid peasants.
I better be the next Press Secretary after reporting what they wanted for the last several years.
“My lips are chapped from kissing so much tail at the White House”
Hmmm, wonder if I flash my legs to the guy behind me he would wake up?
Hmmmm, maybe Nancy knows somebody who can help me with this chin…..
Thinking: “Don’t make any colored jokes, don’t make any colored jokes”
Why yes I am a media whore.
How can I get a redistribution of viewers?
I can read from a Telepromter, why can’t I be President.,
Hmmmm, Mooch really does have ‘man’ arms.
Everyone has left and one is asleep and he’s still babbling. I’m outta here!
How do I fit in those Democrat talking points?
Screw your tingly leg…Obama gives me hot flashes!
Let’s see, how does it go? “Obama, Obama, banana fama orama, darn! I’ll never learn to speak black!”
Boy! I need to shave my chin!
“I don’t care how much CBS pays me, I’m not doing another Super Bowl interview with Obama.”
“Hmmmm…. next interview with Obama I’ll need to dumb down the questions to 3rd grader level. Wait a sec, even 3rd graders know how many states are in the U.S! Maybe better go for kindergarten.”
Integrity, integrity? Where have I heard that word before? Forget it, it probably doesn’t mean anything.
Maybe I’ll run for President next. I gotta admit I’m good at filling in for failures.
“I need someone to destroy!”
Hmmm, I would be a better queen than Mooch!..
Hmmmm.. Kinder to conservatives? Not by the hair on my chinny, chin, chin.
Our best advice to you, Katie: Get lost!
“ABC, CBS, NBS – all good for bashing the USA.”
“Where the heck is my hatchet?”
“This interview calls for a hatchet.”
‘So just how do you put a positive spin on a proud marxist?’
“I wonder if I’ll look like Hillary when I’m her age?”
“I’m 55, hot as a pistol, and I owe it all to the Pelosi Institute for Plastic Surgery.”
“What would Jane Pauley do?”
Smug Mug!
Wonder what Mooch would do to me if she knew what I did to get that interview??
If I hold my chin like this I can say Obama is the best president ever without laughing.
Interview with the Shampire.
“People thought looking inside my colon was disgusting, hope they never get to look inside my head.”
“Damn these wild hairs!! I just know wild chin hair removal will be covered under Obama’s healthcare plan…he promised!”
Katie, Katie, will Obama win again? “Ooohhh, nooooo,,, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!”
“Hmmm what to do next? A tuck, lift or just new hair?”
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How can I spin this?
How are my ratings so low? I followed Alinski’s advice to the last letter.
There’s got to be a way to make O’bama look good to the stupid peasants.
I better be the next Press Secretary after reporting what they wanted for the last several years.
“My lips are chapped from kissing so much tail at the White House”
Hmmm, wonder if I flash my legs to the guy behind me he would wake up?
Hmmmm, maybe Nancy knows somebody who can help me with this chin…..
Thinking: “Don’t make any colored jokes, don’t make any colored jokes”
Why yes I am a media whore.
How can I get a redistribution of viewers?
I can read from a Telepromter, why can’t I be President.,
Hmmmm, Mooch really does have ‘man’ arms.
Everyone has left and one is asleep and he’s still babbling. I’m outta here!
How do I fit in those Democrat talking points?
Screw your tingly leg…Obama gives me hot flashes!
Let’s see, how does it go? “Obama, Obama, banana fama orama, darn! I’ll never learn to speak black!”
Boy! I need to shave my chin!
“I don’t care how much CBS pays me, I’m not doing another Super Bowl interview with Obama.”
“Hmmmm…. next interview with Obama I’ll need to dumb down the questions to 3rd grader level. Wait a sec, even 3rd graders know how many states are in the U.S! Maybe better go for kindergarten.”
Integrity, integrity? Where have I heard that word before? Forget it, it probably doesn’t mean anything.
Maybe I’ll run for President next. I gotta admit I’m good at filling in for failures.
“I need someone to destroy!”
Hmmm, I would be a better queen than Mooch!..
Hmmmm.. Kinder to conservatives? Not by the hair on my chinny, chin, chin.
Our best advice to you, Katie: Get lost!
“ABC, CBS, NBS – all good for bashing the USA.”
“Where the heck is my hatchet?”
“This interview calls for a hatchet.”
‘So just how do you put a positive spin on a proud marxist?’
“I wonder if I’ll look like Hillary when I’m her age?”
“I’m 55, hot as a pistol, and I owe it all to the Pelosi Institute for Plastic Surgery.”
“What would Jane Pauley do?”
Smug Mug!
Wonder what Mooch would do to me if she knew what I did to get that interview??
If I hold my chin like this I can say Obama is the best president ever without laughing.
Interview with the Shampire.
“People thought looking inside my colon was disgusting, hope they never get to look inside my head.”
“Damn these wild hairs!! I just know wild chin hair removal will be covered under Obama’s healthcare plan…he promised!”
Katie, Katie, will Obama win again?
“Ooohhh, nooooo,,, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!”
“Hmmm what to do next? A tuck, lift or just new hair?”