For the last time, “Sicko” was not an autobiography.
Not one of my documentaries displays any truth or competence.
Fahrenheit 666
I’ll have 2 double meat cheeseburgers and a large order of fries..
Contrary to how it looks, I can only eat ONE Republican at a time.
“I was picking my nose, but I think I came back with my brain!”
The antithesis of a thinking person.
“The one thing I love more than myself: MONEY!!”
One for the Money
“I only have ONE complaint: I’m not President!”
Top One Percenter and President of the Liar’s Club
If it looks like a pig and it smells like a pig, well, it must be Michael Moore.
Closet One Percenter
1 billion, that’s what I’ve made from my movies. 2 billion is what I’ve spent on food.
“It all began with just ONE tiny little lie which turned into $50,000,000.00. Yeah Me!”
“The one thing I do know is that Capitalism is wrong for you – but it’s great for me!”
How bout we give Bush another try? I might have been mistaken.
One moment, I think I just S#@$ an Obama in my trousers.
1 more year and I can start blaming Obama for all of your problems.
I’d gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today.
Before I begin my speech today about why I despise Capitalism, my speaking fee check was promised to me upon arrival.
“Yes, Michael, America has just one message for you: MOVE ON!”
Jabba the Liberal Slut
Leather Scum Bag with a Zipper
Hold it! Just one minute until lunch. Don’t get scared when the alarm goes off.
What am I? A: A Pimple. B: A Wart. C: A Boil D: A Hair Ball
So I told Obama, in my finest negro dialect: “One term, that’s all you’se getting”.
Lucky for Rutgers, Rutgers is not a barber college.
How many ways does the phrase “Home of the Whopper” apply here?
You can’t accuse me of lying because I haven’t started my speech yet.
The elevator said it could only hold 1,000 pounds, so I had to take the stairs to get here.
I’ve had to double my speaking fee because the airline I took to get here charged me for two seats.
My next Mockumentary will be on why we need to adopt Sharia Law.
I will not answer anymore questions until I get a donut!
I’m number one! (the fattest fool on earth).
I’ll have one of everything on the menu please!
I got this hat from one of those nappy-headed hoes that Imus was talking about.
Uno el giant burrito, por favor!
For the last time, I was not Fat Bastard in the movie “Austin Powers”, but I am a fat bastard!
I am a fat, shameless, talentless bum. But I DID stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
I’m such a fat slob, when they told me to “Move On”, I had to make two trips.
….and then, Dean Wormer told me, “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
TOGA! TOGA!
For the LAST time, kid, I’m not gonna autograph your Yoda doll.
My next documentary will be about how Jenny Craig destroys the lives of jolly people.
Am I one of the 99? If we’re talking Body Mass Index, then, yes.
American by birth. Fat, stupid, lying bastard by choice.
Don’t anybody pull his finger! His fat, sausage-like finger.
Is his beard turning white, or is that country gravy running out of his mouth?
Cap on donations to Dems? Not for me!
…and for my next demonstration, I’m gonna need a rectal wipe and a liberal volunteer.
And the Occupy Wall Street idiots think I’m poor, too!
I just switched to Geico and saved 15% on car insurance!
I would wile away the hours, smelling all the flowers If I only had a brain.
Yeah, I’m part of the 1%! You look like an idiot, OWS’er and they buy it hook, line and sinker.
Yep, only ONE month as a liberal will make you this ugly!
“One grilled hippo, and one more to go, thanks”
No, I didn’t play “The Beaver”.
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For the last time, “Sicko” was not an autobiography.
Not one of my documentaries displays any truth or competence.
Fahrenheit 666
I’ll have 2 double meat cheeseburgers and a large order of fries..
Contrary to how it looks, I can only eat ONE Republican at a time.
“I was picking my nose, but I think I came back with my brain!”
The antithesis of a thinking person.
“The one thing I love more than myself: MONEY!!”
One for the Money
“I only have ONE complaint: I’m not President!”
Top One Percenter and President of the Liar’s Club
If it looks like a pig and it smells like a pig, well, it must be Michael Moore.
Closet One Percenter
1 billion, that’s what I’ve made from my movies. 2 billion is what I’ve spent on food.
“It all began with just ONE tiny little lie which turned into $50,000,000.00. Yeah Me!”
“The one thing I do know is that Capitalism is wrong for you – but it’s great for me!”
How bout we give Bush another try? I might have been mistaken.
One moment, I think I just S#@$ an Obama in my trousers.
1 more year and I can start blaming Obama for all of your problems.
I’d gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today.
Before I begin my speech today about why I despise Capitalism, my speaking fee check was promised to me upon arrival.
“Yes, Michael, America has just one message for you: MOVE ON!”
Jabba the Liberal Slut
Leather Scum Bag with a Zipper
Hold it! Just one minute until lunch. Don’t get scared when the alarm goes off.
What am I?
A: A Pimple. B: A Wart.
C: A Boil D: A Hair Ball
So I told Obama, in my finest negro dialect: “One term, that’s all you’se getting”.
Lucky for Rutgers, Rutgers is not a barber college.
How many ways does the phrase “Home of the Whopper” apply here?
You can’t accuse me of lying because I haven’t started my speech yet.
The elevator said it could only hold 1,000 pounds, so I had to take the stairs to get here.
I’ve had to double my speaking fee because the airline I took to get here charged me for two seats.
My next Mockumentary will be on why we need to adopt Sharia Law.
I will not answer anymore questions until I get a donut!
I’m number one! (the fattest fool on earth).
I’ll have one of everything on the menu please!
I got this hat from one of those nappy-headed hoes that Imus was talking about.
Uno el giant burrito, por favor!
For the last time, I was not Fat Bastard in the movie “Austin Powers”, but I am a fat bastard!
I am a fat, shameless, talentless bum. But I DID stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
I’m such a fat slob, when they told me to “Move On”, I had to make two trips.
….and then, Dean Wormer told me, “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
TOGA! TOGA!
For the LAST time, kid, I’m not gonna autograph your Yoda doll.
My next documentary will be about how Jenny Craig destroys the lives of jolly people.
Am I one of the 99? If we’re talking Body Mass Index, then, yes.
American by birth. Fat, stupid, lying bastard by choice.
Don’t anybody pull his finger! His fat, sausage-like finger.
Is his beard turning white, or is that country gravy running out of his mouth?
Cap on donations to Dems? Not for me!
…and for my next demonstration, I’m gonna need a rectal wipe and a liberal volunteer.
And the Occupy Wall Street idiots think I’m poor, too!
I just switched to Geico and saved 15% on car insurance!
I would wile away the hours, smelling all the flowers
If I only had a brain.
Yeah, I’m part of the 1%! You look like an idiot, OWS’er and they buy it hook, line and sinker.
Yep, only ONE month as a liberal will make you this ugly!
“One grilled hippo, and one more to go, thanks”
No, I didn’t play “The Beaver”.