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WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. I never said I was smart.

You can’t see ‘em but I have my shoes and socks off too. This is how many times I’ve perjured myself concerning Fast and Furious so far….

Wait a minute…you mean the “J” in DOJ means JUSTICE???? WTF?

Hey, I gave ‘em the guns….I didn’t SHOOT anyone!

Hold on guys, Barry gave me immunity for everything I do loooooong ago!

Read the hands, ’cause the mouth be lyin’!

wait just a gawd darn minute…which country’s laws do you think I should be enforcing?

Allah Akbar!

Herman Cain and I are just friends…..really.

All right stop, calibrate and listen. Holder’s back with a brand new lie!

Hold on a minute. I will hear nothing of this notion that we are supposed to protect our borders.

WHOA! I don’t care what the Constitution says!

“All right stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention”

Wait just one minute, I am from the Government and I am just here to HELP!

Wait a minute, nobody said anything about accountability.

Yes! Ten times I should have been fired!

I don’t have to answer no stinkin’ questions!!

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