See all them black folks out there? They ain’t gotta clue we’re using them as slaves!
You distract him, and I’ll grab the Presidential seal.
All we have to do is take out him, Joe, and Nancy, and YOU’LL be President!
You are hypnotized! Say Goddamn America!
See, that’s why you lost the nomination. Look how everyone reacts when you use the crazy-woman angry eyes.
And with these invisible strings I manipulate Obama.
See all dem black women from Harlem over there? Dey’s all been down with you’s baby daddy…..
“I want to speak for all the blacks out there. But resist I much.” (Ah damn, I screwed up reading the teleprompter again!)
Billary Clinton and Al not-so-Sharp-ton.
“This is the proper salute when Obama enters the room.”
“When I count to three, you will wake and support me for President.”
By golly you really CAN control him with your fingers!
I’m tellin ya Hildabeast, Bill be in cahoots with that Napolitano woman down there.
Here’s where we slip in that vote of no confidence and you nominate me for supreme chancellor.
See, I told you, once you go black you never go back.
Now in this strip club, they only take their tops off.
I know Bill said he was black, but let me show you something.
I love me some white bitches!
That intern with your husband over there, we’re related.
“Watch: Jump Obama, jump!”
“Wow, you really can control him!”
See, now, when I talks this way, I has the ability to hypnotize people.
Don’t act so surprised. You’ve seen Michelle naked before, right?
You see. There’s a fundamental difference between you and Beyonce.
See, in the distance, there’s a new president. And it’s not you.
Look Hillary, I think Barry is only half black
This has to be a sympathy date, but who is feeling sorry for whom?
I know you think I’m a handsome man… and Bill would never need to know.
OK, so we say you were raped… I’ll organize the marchers.
I don’t get the joke. Who is St. Peter?
Do you have jungle fever?
“It works like this;there are 2 houses that make up Congress. See those people over there? They’re called ‘Senators’. That’s what you use to be.
“You see all of that hostility towards Obama and his policies? That effectively means that you will never be President.”
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See all them black folks out there? They ain’t gotta clue we’re using them as slaves!
You distract him, and I’ll grab the Presidential seal.
All we have to do is take out him, Joe, and Nancy, and YOU’LL be President!
You are hypnotized! Say Goddamn America!
See, that’s why you lost the nomination. Look how everyone reacts when you use the crazy-woman angry eyes.
And with these invisible strings I manipulate Obama.
See all dem black women from Harlem over there? Dey’s all been down with you’s baby daddy…..
“I want to speak for all the blacks out there. But resist I much.” (Ah damn, I screwed up reading the teleprompter again!)
Billary Clinton and Al not-so-Sharp-ton.
“This is the proper salute when Obama enters the room.”
“When I count to three, you will wake and support me for President.”
By golly you really CAN control him with your fingers!
I’m tellin ya Hildabeast, Bill be in cahoots with that Napolitano woman down there.
Here’s where we slip in that vote of no confidence and you nominate me for supreme chancellor.
See, I told you, once you go black you never go back.
Now in this strip club, they only take their tops off.
I know Bill said he was black, but let me show you something.
I love me some white bitches!
That intern with your husband over there, we’re related.
“Watch: Jump Obama, jump!”
“Wow, you really can control him!”
See, now, when I talks this way, I has the ability to hypnotize people.
Don’t act so surprised. You’ve seen Michelle naked before, right?
You see. There’s a fundamental difference between you and Beyonce.
See, in the distance, there’s a new president. And it’s not you.
Look Hillary, I think Barry is only half black
This has to be a sympathy date, but who is feeling sorry for whom?
I know you think I’m a handsome man… and Bill would never need to know.
OK, so we say you were raped… I’ll organize the marchers.
I don’t get the joke. Who is St. Peter?
Do you have jungle fever?
“It works like this;there are 2 houses that make up Congress. See those people over there? They’re called ‘Senators’. That’s what you use to be.
“You see all of that hostility towards Obama and his policies? That effectively means that you will never be President.”