When you wake up you will cluck like a chicken.
You see Larry, Obama’s good at lying, but I’m the best…
Then I told obama, you have got to look them in the eye when you’re lying to them….
“All of a sudden this intern walks in the door. And here I am the most powerful man in the world. Guess what happened?”
So then Larry, I just put both my hands on Monica’s shoulders like this…..
The King of Softballs interviews the King of No Balls.
So there I was in action when Hillary walks into the oval office! So I yelled, executive privilege!
That’s what the red writst band really means. And you’re too old for it.
Larry, we both comb our hair back, but it takes more than that to be a ladies man.
“Larry, I’ll give you ten to one Obama loses.”
“Larry, my secret to success with women is my forked tongue.”
I’m a two term president of the United States and you’re a nobody. And you dress like a nobody too.
No Larry, it’s tits.. I like tits, not Dicks!
After I saw your show, Larry, I was going to issue an executive order banning suspenders.
“And then I gave Hillary the 10 fingers of death. She’ll never be president”.
Youw ave your hands, utter the magic words Abra Kadabra
Poof: The intern does what you ask
When I do this with my hands your pants will stay up, but not your ratings!
I use Jedi mind tricks on all my interns!
And I told Hillary, these are not the interns you are looking for.
Larry, you never never never own up to the truth…you ALWAYS lie like hell..that’s my motto.
“ooooga boooga boooooga, you are in my power” – “That’s how I got the women, Larry. It’s witchcraft or as I like to call it Bitch-Craft.”
Clinton prepares to revive Larry by the laying on of hands. Little does Bill know that the living dead can not be revived!!
“Oh come on Larry. I saw this in the Kama Sutra!”
That depends on what your definition of ‘suspenders’ is…
Seriously King, I need your advice because I’ve tried every way I know how, to get her to divorce me.
I’m serious Larry. How much do you think I could pull in if I put that cigar up on eBay before Christmas?
Hear me out Larr. She could beat B.O. in the general election and that puts me “Back in the Saddle” again!
“An then the ghost of Abraham Lincoln walked in on us . . . “
“Don’t ask me to tell the truth, Larry. Don’t ever ask me to tell the truth.”
“Seriously, Larry, you could win with me on the ticket as VP.”
“If you say Zipper Club one more time, Larry, I’m gonna choke you back to life!!”
“If you don’t tell me what color dye you use on your hair, I’m gonna choke it outta you!”
Larry is mesmerized as Bill clues him in on the “full frontal approach” tactic.
Define corrupt for me Larry, then I’ll answer.
Look Larry. Viagara isn’t enough. You need to give them a special pill, too.
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