Wait… I DID have sex with that woman.
This is the finger I used….
smell my finger
When we’re done here, please remind me to pick up some stain remover.
Who can tell me how many terms Obama will be elected to?
“And this last number I want to dedicate to Monic- I mean, Hillary…”
Ask not what your country can do for you. Tell that cute intern what she can do for her President.
Well, just once, but that’s almost never..
Would I lie?
You know what’s white and smells like Michelle? My finger!
To my knowledge, this was the amount of the same women Hillary and I were dating before we met.
“I just want one more term without Hillary”
First I used this finger, then, no wait, first the cigar then this finger, no wait,,,,,,
Wait a minute! I got one more. I didn’t vote for Hillary! Ha, ha ,ha…!
That’s one point in my favor: I’m much more successful as a former president.
And then there was this one time in the Oval Office when Hillary walked in on me and 3 ambassadors. I bet you thought I would have said interns. Don’t tell Hillary, they were interns.
I have one thought on Obama . . . just kidding.
A jew, a black guy, and I walk into a bar….
The 1 thing Obama did right is… uhhhh….
Ah, yes. Please remember my fee.
“Shame on you Herman Cain, shame on you.”
“Thank you, my next number is Devil With a Blue Dress.”
“Now that you are all poor as black men, I feel you pain”
“Remember, I was the first black President”
One of these days, to the moon Hillary!!
Ah yes, my favorite work of fiction would be My LIfe.
“I feel your pain, Cain.
…..but at least now when they say, “worse than Carter”, they won’t be thinking of me.
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman…Hillary Clinton.”
“For my next trick, I’m going to need a condom and a volunteer”.
“Hillary is perfectly capable of being President. Even now she is trying to influence elections in Russia and alienate foreign leaders.”
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Wait… I DID have sex with that woman.
This is the finger I used….
smell my finger
When we’re done here, please remind me to pick up some stain remover.
Who can tell me how many terms Obama will be elected to?
“And this last number I want to dedicate to Monic- I mean, Hillary…”
Ask not what your country can do for you.
Tell that cute intern what she can do for her President.
Well, just once, but that’s almost never..
Would I lie?
You know what’s white and smells like Michelle? My finger!
To my knowledge, this was the amount of the same women Hillary and I were dating before we met.
“I just want one more term without Hillary”
First I used this finger, then, no wait, first the cigar then this finger, no wait,,,,,,
Wait a minute! I got one more. I didn’t vote for Hillary! Ha, ha ,ha…!
That’s one point in my favor: I’m much more successful as a former president.
And then there was this one time in the Oval Office when Hillary walked in on me and 3 ambassadors. I bet you thought I would have said interns. Don’t tell Hillary, they were interns.
I have one thought on Obama . . . just kidding.
A jew, a black guy, and I walk into a bar….
The 1 thing Obama did right is… uhhhh….
Ah, yes. Please remember my fee.
“Shame on you Herman Cain, shame on you.”
“Thank you, my next number is Devil With a Blue Dress.”
“Now that you are all poor as black men, I feel you pain”
“Remember, I was the first black President”
One of these days, to the moon Hillary!!
Ah yes, my favorite work of fiction would be My LIfe.
“I feel your pain, Cain.
…..but at least now when they say, “worse than Carter”, they won’t be thinking of me.
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman…Hillary Clinton.”
“For my next trick, I’m going to need a condom and a volunteer”.
“Hillary is perfectly capable of being President. Even now she is trying to influence elections in Russia and alienate foreign leaders.”